Momma Smoked A Joint

Momma smoked a joint last night
Little Susie came with me to the barbershop
They all sat there and talked about the old times
When Einstein knew how to fix a light bulb
And good ole Robert E. Lee knew when
To shoot ‘em and knew when to shut up

When Momma smokes a joint
The whole house goes quiet
Not a sound can be heard for miles
And the wind only shuts up for
The old man at the curb with the sign
On his lap that says
“Will screw 4 food.”

When Daddy smokes with Momma
Georgia meets up with Jersey for a night
Out on the town and New York learns
How to talk properly
It’s a double combo, hits ya with a
Bang and a snap and you never
Realize what hits you

When you smoke that joint
Your whole world goes crazy
And you spin around on your hands
With a sign in your lap that says
“Will fuck 4 sex.”
It turns against you and you end
Up being some fool on the road
To redemption.

It all started when Momma smoked that joint
And caused Harry to diss Sally and
See Spot Pee was the latest book for children
We don’t think any of them realized that when
Momma smoked a joint the world
Smoked with her.